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Mosquitoes
Uninvited. Persistent. Loud.
Mondays
Arrives uninvited, every week.
Coffee
Legal. Beloved. Bitter.
Sleep
Free trial nightly. Hard to schedule.
Gravity
Reliable. A little clingy.
The Color Blue
Calming. Slightly overexposed.
The Moon
Large rock. Free of charge.
Time
Non-refundable. No pause button.
The Ocean
Big. Wet. Salty.
Rain
Water, delivered aerially.
Rainbows
Free color, limited time only.
Tuesdays
Monday's quieter sequel.
Fire
Warm. Bright. Do not touch.
Snow
Cold. Quiet. High-maintenance.
Silence
Nothing, but premium.
Clouds
Free shapes, ever-changing.
Forests
Trees, in bulk.
Stairs
Vertical travel, manual.
Wind
Invisible. Opinionated.
Dreams
Free nightly cinema, no genre control.
Sand
Gets everywhere. Refuses to leave.
Ice
Water, but slippery.
The Horizon
Always ahead. Never arrives.
Shadows
Free, follows you everywhere.
Thunder
Loud. Always fashionably late.
Volcanoes
Dramatic. Occasionally active.
Fog
Cloud, but at ground level.
Deserts
Spacious. Dry. No shade included.
Echoes
Says what you said. Later.